Englantilaista jalkapalloa

[Benali]

"Ronald Koeman becomes Southampton's new manager"

http://gu.com/p/3q6kc

VMP

[Hysteerinen rage quittaaja]

"Ronald Koeman becomes Southampton's new manager"

Ja tässä hänen  tämän kauden avauskokoonpanonsa..

[Benali]

Jep, vahvalta näyttää Onhan tuota kyhnyä tullut sisäänpäin kivasti mutta on eri asia osaako RK yhdessä kanadalaisen kiekkokoutsin kanssa hankkia pelaajia ja vielä saada jengi toimimaan. Olisi pitänyt lyödä isosti rahaa keväällä So'tonin putoamisesta, nyt kerroin on tullut alas ja paljon.

Onhan ringissä pelimiehiä vieläkin mutta...

Lallana
Lambert
Shaw
Lovren
Schneiderlin
Chambers

...siinä on pirusti avauksen miehiä 

[Hovimestari]

Ovat olleet ihan mielenkiintoisia Koemanin täsmähankinnat (Tadic & Pelle) Hollanista kuitenkin, nähtäväksi jää floppaavatko...

...Redknapp on ollut jopa yllättävän rauhallinen toistaiseksi Länsi-Lontoossa (vain Rio ja Caulker puolustukseen), toisaalta vauhkoontuminen tapahtuu varmaan vasta taas juuri ennen dead linea.

[Benali]

Tadic voi olla ihan hyvä, veikkaan että Pellen taso riittää vähemmän kuin Mika Kottilan Herefordissa. Karmea kausi todennäköisesti tulossa.

[Rossonero]

Tadic voi olla ihan hyvä, veikkaan että Pellen taso riittää vähemmän kuin Mika Kottilan Herefordissa. Karmea kausi todennäköisesti tulossa.

Joo, Grazianon taso ei riitä missään tapauksessa. Lyhyt hyvä ajanjakso erinomaisessa (nyt jo hajonneessa) Feyenoordin joukkueessa ei hämää. Voin hyvin kuvitella otsikoinnin Suomessa sortuvan muutamankin kerran, vaikka nimi virallisesti on Pellè. Toivotaan, ettei ihan floppaa. Toki pelitapa voi pelastaa jotakin, koska pallon suojaaminen ja jakaminen ovat (muistaakseni) miehellä parempia vahvuuksia kuin maalinteko. Muuten menisi samaan kategoriaan kuin Jay Bothroyd.

[Epis]

Pitääkö värjätä figuurin kasvot punaiseksi?
http://www.iltalehti.fi/jalkapallo/2014081318571089_jp.shtml

[AriFerra]

Onko siirto jo varma? Voiko jo laittaa tähän otsikkoon?

Joku oli listannut miehen aikaansaannoksia:
- Started fights with Kompany, Boateng, Richards and Tevez in training.
- Threw darts at youth team players.
- Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.
- Racked up £10,000 in parking fines and had his car impounded 27 times.
- Paid for 24 homeless people to stay at the Hilton on New Years Eve.
- Won £25,000 in a casino and gave £1,000 to a tramp outside as he liked his hair and beard.
- Handed out £50 notes to people in Manchester town center dressed as Santa.
- Threw water balloons at a Serie A meeting.
- Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club.
- Bibotelli saga.
- Took his iPad on the bench with him.
- Let fireworks off out of his bathroom window which set his house on fire.
- 'Why Always Me?' celebration against Utd.
- Had a £120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it off within a week.
- Had his friends approach girls in a club and tell them 'Balotelli will see you now'.
- Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house like an ironing board but came back with a giant trampoline, 2 Vespa Scooters, scalectrix and a table tennis table.
- Went on TV in an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while at Inter.
- Sent off for Italy U21's and proceeded to sit on the floor ignoring the players, managers and referee.
- Live on TV after the FA Cup final and said 'This season I have been shit. Can I say that?'
- Was stopped by police driving round Hulme in his Maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said 'Because I'm rich'.
- Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch.
- Had to be physically hauled away by Javier Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had won.
- Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live TV show.
- Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs.
- Stood up in the middle of exclusive posh restaurant San Carlo and shouted Rooney Rooney Rooney at Jenny Thompson a girl who was supposed to have been Wayne's hooker.
- Went to a pub in Peel Hall, Wythenshawe to bet £50 on games of darts and lost every single one. Once he'd played the owner and lost again put £1000 behind the bar to get everyone a drink.
- Walked into a womens prison with his brother because he wanted to know what really was inside.
- After witnessing a child being bullied by other pupils he told his bullies to stop bullying him otherwise they will have to answer to Mario. He then drove the victim to his school, walked him into his class.
- Spent the day driving round Manchester with the top down on his car, music blazing and high fiving Manchester City fans after the 6-1 win.
- Was nearly arrested after breaking into a house and then running down the road loading TVs into the back of a 4x4 but he was let off after he explained it was his house that he'd broken into and it was his TV he was putting into his car.
- He filled his car up at a petrol station and told everybody else to fill their cars up with his pump and he then paid for it.
- Pulled up in a White Bentley at Xaverian College/School in Manchester to use the toilets and then took a walk around the campus for 20mins which included wandering into the staff room.

[Killer]

Näyttää olevan jo matkalla.


Kannatta lukea tämä.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/aug/21/liverpool-mario-balotelli-italy-milan?utm_content=buffer0e81a&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

[Killer]

Liverpool Echo: Balotelli to Liverpool FC edging closer as Mario flies in for medical.

[Killer]

Football Bible: Cesc Fabregas got more assists in his first 45 mins for Chelsea (v Burnley) than Carrick, Fletcher, Cleverley and Fellaini got last season combined.

[Killer]

[Killer]

[Benali]

Onpas karmean näköinen 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2731250/Paul-Gascoigne-hospital-facing-homelessness-drinking-binge.html

[Rossonero]

Onpas karmean näköinen 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2731250/Paul-Gascoigne-hospital-facing-homelessness-drinking-binge.html

Gazzalla ei elämä futiksen jälkeen ole mennyt ihan putkeen. Näitä tullaan näkemään enemmän ja enemmän, kun rahaa on enemmän ja enemmän ihan turistipelaajillakin ja samalla koulut jätetään kesken vielä aiemmin kuin ennen.

Hovia varmasti ilahduttaa tuo Redknappin kommentti, että mies on kuitenkin aina tervetullut töihin Qupruun. Kenties taktiikkamanageriksi?